5 reasons why Stalin was greener than Obama will ever be

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5 reasons why Stalin was greener than Obama will ever be

People have bad memory. I will take care of some things that otherwise would be forgotten. We all agree that Soviet Union was a great place to live. Just recall how charismatic leaders we had! One thing that critics often forget is the fact that these great leaders were also amazing green entrepreneurs. Let the facts talk for themselves!

1) Already at the beginning of the fifties, scientists calculated how many cars there should be for hundred people, to keep the planet safe. Answer was 1/1000. It's not that we were poor. Same thing with washing machines, there where 1 washing machines for 100 people. We knew why we are all doing this. Because of the planet.

2) Everybody drove by train like one big happy family. But it was not because we didn't had money to built roads. There was no point in building roads, because there were no cars. Our train traffic was one of the best in the world.

3) The Big Thinker Stalin limited the number of people, who can go abroad by plane. People think that he was an evil dictator but that is a lie. He knew, that planes have awful impact on nature and that is the reason nobody got out behind the iron curtain. We worked together like good friends, always laughing. And if somebody tried to fly away with a homemade plane then the military shoot the plane down and just in case eliminated all family members and closest friends of the bad guy. Because military cared about nature.

4) Already during Second World War Stalin knew that overcrowded cities are bad for mother earth, so he deported many people to Siberia to keep the population equally spread all over the Soviet Union. He knew what was best for us.

5) In the Soviet Union we had the biggest vegetarian movement in the world. We knew that it's bad to kill cows and other animals. That´s why Big Entrepreneur Stalin came up with idea to give 200 gr meat to people in a month. And what happened? We were all happy and sang together. If you don't believe me, read newspapers from that time.

In my opinion 5 facts is enough though it is not hard to make a list with 250. Translation for the picture is "Thank you father Stalin for a happy childhood!" What country can you thank for a happy and green childhood? How did they help nature?

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